Professor Dendy's favorite quote:

"If it dies, it's biology; if it blows up, it's chemistry;

if it doesn't work, it's physics!" - John Wilkes

As quoted from grafitti on a bathroom wall.

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Sunday, January 31, 2010

The benefits of Hurricane Katrina according to...

Education Secretary Arne Duncan who said yesterday that Hurricane Katrina was “the best thing that happened to the education system in New Orleans” because it gave the city a chance to rebuild and improve its failing public schools.

Duncan said “that education system was a disaster. And it took Hurricane Katrina to wake up the community to say that we have to do better. And the progress that it made in four years since the hurricane, is unbelievable.”



The Education Department confirmed the quote to ABC and Duncan released the following statement in response: “As I heard repeatedly during my visits to New Orleans, for whatever reason, it took the devastating tragedy of the hurricane to wake up the community to demand more and expect better for their children.”

For what it's worth... using Duncan's logic, California could benefit from a hurricane!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

What is it about atheists?

Most of them hide in dark places, behind weird screen names like Blind Squirrel, and Nerd of the Redhead, and Janine, Mistress of the Foul-Mouth Abuse... oh, and I wouldn't want to leave out the Rev. Big Dumb Chimp...

They have no public profiles, nor pictures, nor any information about themselves... they are sad and truly pathetic because they have bought satan's lie that there is no God!

If they are so sure there is no God, then why aren't they out publicly proclaiming the good news... I mean BAD news that there is no God, and no hope, and no purpose in life.

Rather than search for the Truth they are like a bunch of rats following the Pied Piper of Hamlin.



I have to say I can have a little respect for PZ Myers, Sean Carroll, and Stephen Hawking who show their face when they display their ignorance!

If anyone says there is no God... remember, it is just another lie you've been told!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

News! - Atheist/evolutionists announce...


At the 2010 Atheists Conference in Melbourne, Australia, the discovery of the evolution of a new subspecies of man, Homo sapiens socialistica, will not only be announced, but a representative of the subspecies will be the keynote speaker!

Sorry PZ, I have to agree that is the best choice!

They still don't get it!

Quote from an atheist/evolutionists/pro-homo website:

"Having read avidly about every word (well, almost!) that Kenneth Miller and David Blankenhorn had to say, I cannot imagine how the Proposition 8 came to pass at all in this country!"

Uh... duh... let's see... by vote of the People?

Out of the mouths of atheists and evolutionists…



Of course the atheists/evolutionists will deny that they said this, but this is a direct quote from an atheist/evolutionist forum about science education.

“This is one of those great stories that should be taught in science class as a demonstration of how scientific ideas change over time, based on new data and experimentation. You start with the "plum pudding" model of an atom, in which positively charged protons sit in a negatively charged goo. Then Rutherford's gold foil experiment shows that atoms in fact have a solid nucleus surrounded mostly by empty space, etc. Somehow someone figured out that mass doesn't correspond to atomic number, and neutrons are hypothesized as the reason for this... I've forgotten the whole story now, but this is the sort of thing that's useful to teach students. First off, it can be told as a narrative, which is always more interesting than lists of facts. Secondly, its a demonstration of the fact that scientific ideas do change over time, and shows what sort of evidence is necessary to create that change.”

Sign him/her/or it up… after all there is a shortage of teachers…

And they want to teach our children all about science… need I say more?

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Coming in April 2010!


The Cascade Effect, my new book that provides a look at how I came to know God and how He has helped me through the rough spots living with a rare genetic disorder known as Wilson’s disease, is scheduled for release in April 2010.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Exposed!!!

What happens when a Pharyngulite is exposed for their faulty thinking? (I am using the term "thinking" very loosely)

Nothing! They have no comment... cannot admit that they are wrong... they sit in silence! That is what happened today when I exposed Pigmy Loris (an outspoken Pharyngulite) when Loris made the statement, “A human culture that consumes only raw foods… is unsustainable,” as if it were factual!

Loris has yet to respond, nor have any of the other Pharyngulites yet they all want to discount my beliefs and say that they only make claims that can be supported with physical evidence.

Hey Loris... "may be" and "possibility" and "have not been investigated in detail but may include" and "appears to have been" aren't the choice words to use when you are claiming something as fact!

What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? Or are you just a dolt?


They don't have me fooled...

See, the Pharyngulites want you to believe they are the intellectuals... the enlightened ones, yet they contradict themselves all the time.

The most interesting contradiction is directly related to their use of language and their non-belief in any god.

They say they don't believe in God, yet they are constantly calling on Him to damn someone or something.

Even PZ Myers says "goddamnit" frequently. And at the Atheist Convention of 2010, I would predict that the thousands of atheists who claim there is no God or gods, will be calling on Him to damn people and things.

Where is their logic?


They will tell you they don't believe in God, but deep down I think they do! They truly are dullards!

Better keep your "inner self" in check, Pharyngulites... your true colors are showing!

This is not a joke!

The Pharyngulites and all non-believers desperately need our prayers believers... Matthew 5:44 "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;"

Maybe we can save one or two or all of them through prayer!

Sunday, January 24, 2010

I knew it.... I was right!

Scat is a sacrament of the Pharyngulites!

Comment 102: Posted by: Thorsonofodin January 24, 2010 4:26 PM

"Holy crap..."



Rev. Big Dumb Chimp and Janine, Mistress of the Foul Mouth Abuse were also present in the "sanctuary". It was like a big important serious conversation about breaking crazy people.

I am not sure how they use the "holy crap" but they probably eat it or roll around in it!

Professor Dendy reporting again from outside of the PZ Meyers Pharyngulite Compound!

They say they anti-religious... are they?


They say they are anti-god, anti-religion… but I say they are just like a bunch of fundamentalists at a Holy Roller tent revival. Who am I talking about? The Pharyngulites, a sub-cult that seems to be growing out of the Atheism movement. What do they practice? Pharyngulism.

I stumbled into this groups’ “temple” apparently and listened to them preaching and teaching about how the Christians weren’t helping Haiti and that there is no God, and I simply asked their god or prophet or cult leader why he was going to California to preach his pharyngulism to groups of students who already didn’t believe in God when he could probably get more followers preaching to the people of Haiti.

Anyhow, back to their similarities to “Holly Rollers” – their worship is pretty intense! As I observed from the fringes of their “sanctuary”, they constantly shouted F you and F this and F that… I guess the “F” word equates to an “amen” or a “praise” at a pentecostal service.

I am not sure about the hierarchy of this cult, but one thing is for sure, PZ Myers is the grand leader, messiah, or some great something! Most of the worshipers have funny names like animal names or Greek gods or goddesses. There is a Rev. Big Dumb Chimp… I bet he is important!

You know, funny thing is, they all hide behind masks, so no one knows who they really are… I mean they don’t have profiles or anything like that, I guess because they are afraid of persecution. They don't have a sense of humor either!

Even though I haven’t observed this, my guess is they are all asexual, because why would anyone want to bring someone into a world where there is no purpose or hope, or even worse, why would they want to introduce a genetically novel being into their midst that might not agree with their “beliefs.”

Another thing that I am not quite sure of is whether they have sacraments. I believe that scat could be a sacrament, because they talked about poop a lot, and a couple of times when the room was full I would hear them mention something “that’s a bunch of poop”, only they used the “S” word.

If you stop by and visit their “house of worship” don’t cross them or desecrate their “sanctuary”… they will try and cast the demons out of you with their F u shouts and chants! (By the way, like I said earlier, they are intense because they are open 24/7 with the “pharyngulating” going on all the time.)

You can really get caught up in their intense worship, but let me warn you… when they mention passing out the kool aid, get the heck out of there!

Don't understand that last statement? Here's a hint – James Warren “Jim” Jones… need another? – Jonestown, Guyana.

This is Professor Dendy reporting from outside of the PZ Myer’s Pharyngula Compound!